Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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