Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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