just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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