his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
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