it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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