i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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