I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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