we're blogging at a bar
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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