try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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