i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I went to an adult Halloween party last night dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire, but I woke up on a stranger's couch surrounded by sleeping children in karate gi's. And I accidentally flushed my granny wig mid-puke, so if they wake up I'm gonna have to convince them that I'm just a weird older man and not a terrible cross dresser.
How did you come to this point in your life?
Good bartenders.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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