and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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