I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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