i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Just pee around me
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Randomize
