WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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