you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Randomize
