For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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