Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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