How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm šš»š
We are so blessed
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
He has to be employed and covid free. Thatās my standard. I canāt be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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