I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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