She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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