I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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