i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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