I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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