What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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