Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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