yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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