bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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