it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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