in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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