dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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