it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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