You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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