I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
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