what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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