At least make sure they are 18
Why
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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