honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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