Porn is love you can see.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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