Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
