he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
That was an excessively violent trivia night
The air was thick with penises
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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