Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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