i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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