Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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