And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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