so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
So here I am, sexting at work.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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