the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
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