Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
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