I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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