thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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