Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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