walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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